10 Most Expensive Pieces of Clothing You Can Buy Online Right Now (And the Least Expensive)
Below, you will find the single most expensive item currently available for purchase at each of 10 top luxury designer e-tailers. You’ll also find the least expensive item. Just for contrast. Why did we create this list? Because! That’s why! Now sit back, relax, and let the strangeness of a store that sells Hello Kitty socks and jeweled Valentino gowns wash over you.
1. Moda Operandi
Most Expensive: Diane Kruger’s blue mullet gown from this year’s Met Gala for $37,995.
Least Expensive: These white cotton briefs with big Fs on the waistband for $45.
Most Expensive: This pink 1940s-inspired Gucci dress for $25,000. Very “Wallace Simpson at the disco,” don’t you think?
Least Expensive: This plain white T-shirt for $20. You can never have too many plain white T-shirts.
3. Matches Fashion
Most Expensive: a floor length mink bath robe for $21,380. Ok, it’s not really a bathrobe, but nothing says “money” like five-figure fur loungewear.
Least Expensive: These basic white ankle socks for $9. So basic.
4. Luisa Via Roma
Most Expensive: This Julien Macdonald naked dress for $33,712. Aren’t naked dresses over yet? Oh god, please, let them be over already!
Least Expensive: The opposite of a naked dress, a striped athletic sock, for $16.
Most Expensive: This maxi dress which may or may not expose your left nipple, while definitely exposing your hoo-ha for $19,253.
Least Expensive: A pair of Hello Kitty socks for $12 that were absolutely made to be worn with your new Valentino dress.
Most Expensive: This Gucci fur jacket that looks like a knockoff, but it totally legit because that is Gucci’s thing now for $38,000.
Least Expensive: More socks. This time in a 3-pack! Only $11.
Most Expensive: This McQueen dress that was originally $20,298 but is currently on sale for a mere $14,411. Bargain!
Least Expensive: These baggy, saggy shorts the color of chilled margarine for $17. They too are on sale, if you can believe it. You can totally believe it.
Most Expensive: This funky Gucci jacket, which is perfect for Coachella, which was last month, but whatever! It’s $6,495.
Least Expensive: These pink Calvin Klein briefs for $20.
9. My Theresa
Most Expensive: This trippy embellished Gucci gown for $20,000. There is so much Gucci on this list, right?
Least Expensive: This frumpy Calvin Klein Jeans dress that is definitely not a super-depressing way to spend $119. Nope, not at all. Not even a little bit.
Most Expensive: This slaughterhouse raincoat from Calvin Klein’s address collection, because we can’t just call it “Calvin Klein” or even “Calvin Klein Collection” anymore. Ugh! Either way, the point is it’s $6,940.
Least Expensive: This basic white cotton cami, which seems as good a place to stop as any, for $28.
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